5-3 vs Los pitufos
DC (2,MoM), CB (1), CG (gk,1), AW, TW, JH(1)

With upper management on international duty middle management were forced to convene a special emergency meeting and disciplinary action has been threatened against Andrew Wong and Takeshi Kondo but more on that later.

Following a delayed kickoff the Nannas launched an aggressively tight 5 into the fray. Some tidy passing and neat finishing soon saw the lead taken. Giller then threw in a goal (is this a first ?) much to the embarrassment of the opposing goalie who went home to read the rule book… It all went to hell in bucket carter later in the second half with the opposition pulling one back. The Taoer of Paoer arrived and was soon in the thick of things (ie. yelling at Chas). The start of the second half was equally uninspired but the second half of the second half saw a return to form, Chas running onto a perfectly timed pass from Le Coq Sportif and slotting home (which was good considering he muffed a couple of sitters earlier on), Jim sliced one in from an impossible angle – literally standing on the back line. CG making the usual ridiculous saves and some unusually short (and effective) passes out. Some great defense from Jim and Wal. more wierd ankle electricity for the author and the last goal of the night. All good.

NOT so good. the blatant disregard of the flurry by Andy and Takeshi which resulted in a lot of panicked ringing around by middle management trying to locate said nannas and then trying to find subs at the last minute followed by the even more embarrassing task of telling those who had valiantly offered to play at extremely short notice (and got all excited) that in fact they weren’t required. NOT good. Disciplinary action is still to be decided.

HENCEFORTH: All Nannas MUST make their availability known at least ONE DAY BEFORE the game. If you don’t “have a fvcking office job like you cocky” or are otherwise too dim witted to use email and contribute to the Flurry™ then you must CALL somebody or use fvcking smoke signals if you have to.

ps. Rhian, Tom and Wal all still owe match reports, I seem to recall something about defecating in a nannas throat ?