Team Photo 070426

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Yes, I see it too.
There was a time when the Great and Most Wise Nannas Prophet and Seer Fergus Ray Gary Friendly walked among us. When he wasn’t inventing the reach-around or being the Tin Man he used to talk about the Door of Jackson, and how one day, when the time was right, and everything was just so, the Nannas would break through the Door of Jackson, and then and only then reach their destiny

Well my brother Nannas I am here to tell you that the words of the Great and Most Wise Nannas Prophet and Seer Fergus Ray Gary Friendly have come true, the time is now and the place is here. The Door of Jackson is open and our destiny awaits.

‘How’ I hear you asking ‘did we finally get The Door of Jackson open?’ Truth of the matter is no-one can ever really know. However with the invention of the animatronographic image and the patented movenating pictographogramination, we can see the precise moment this portal opened and begin to deduce the reasons for it.

Advanced computational techniques* have been applied to allow us to see deep into the Door of Jackson and reveal the following confluences that allowed it wrench it’s way through space and time, literally tearing Newtonian fabric apart in its quest to reach the Nannas.
The following parameters had to be met:
-Massive Pepysian field distortions caused by the rapid and repeated capturing of the patented movenating pictographogramination. The Door of Jackson also reveals why the coach’s nickname is ‘Bollard Johnson’
-Cocky is Cock MOM
-C. Gill spraying invective
-Chassy the Chasvestito Chasbian facing both forward and backward simultaneously. Wearing and not wearing a singlet simultaneously etc etc
-‘Magic Pants’ Hinkley doing the ‘Magic Pants’ Dance, gently massaging the aether. What can’t be captured in a patented movenating pictographogramination is ‘Magic Pants’ muttering ‘tight little brown fuck under his breath.
-A mighty focussed brainening by Walmartin

There you have it my brother Nannas, the Door of Jackson is open, only the good times remain, all hail the Great and Most Wise Nannas Prophet and Seer Fergus Ray Gary Friendly

*Discrete photoshopping used for illustrative purposes only

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