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Your one tactical principle for this evening
The one tactical principle that you must obey:
Use any means to inflict the maximum amount of wound, death, and destruction on the enemy in the minimum amount of time.
A little poem to get you going
For in battle just as in loving you must keep on shoving
Or you’ll never get your reward.
For if you are dilatory in the search for lust or glory
You are up shitcreek and that’s the truth, Oh, Lord.
Growing
You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.
One for all Wallaby fans
On the field there are only two states of being: you are either useful or useless.
John Eales.
One to really think about
The difference between a true Nanna and a pretender is his strip. The true Nanna cares about the logo on the front. The pretender only cares about the name on the back.
Orders for today
Firstly you must always implicitly obey orders, without attempting to form any opinion of your own regarding their propriety. Secondly, you must consider every man your enemy who speaks ill of your uniform; and thirdly you must hate the opposition as you hate the devil.
Immoral
Every Nanna thinks something of the moral aspects of what he is doing. But all sport is immoral and if you let that bother you, you’re not a good Nanna.
Curtis Lemay
A creed to live by
SOON THE WHOLE WORLD WILL KNOW OUR NAMES FOR WE ARE THE NANNAS AND ALL THAT WE SURVEIL SHALL BOW DOWN BEFORE US AND CALL US MASTER.
Philosophy for the Nannas
The gods too are fond of a joke.
Aristotle
A very German quote
He who has a “why” to live for can bear with almost any “how”. – Nietzsche
The Nannas be wise men
No wise man ever wished to be younger. – Jonathan Swift
Willing and glad
I would be willing, yes glad, to see a battle every day during my life.
Cynical
Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.
Dwell not in fairy-land
Unfortunately this earth is not a fairy-land, but a struggle for life, perfectly natural and therefore extremely harsh.
Stronger men.
Do not pray for easy lives. Pray to be stronger men.
Laugh in the face of equal terms
Get your enemy at a disadvantage; and never, on any account, fight him on equal terms.
Inmost recesses
We aim to whip the opposition, to humble their pride, to follow them to their inmost recesses, and make them fear and dread us.
What you ought to be
Duty, honour, Nannas. These three hallowed words reverently dictate what you ought to be, what you can be, what you will be.
There are a lot of great quotes out there but this week I couldn’t go past this one.
Counteth not thy fucking chickens before thy fucking chickens hatcheth.
Once more unto the breach, dear friends
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, or close the wall up with our Nanna dead! In peace there’s nothing so becomes a man as modest stillness and humility; but when the blast of whistle blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger: stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood.
Losing
If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing your grandmother with her teeth out.
Nannas are men
Nannas are men…most apt for all manner of services and best able to support and endure the infinite toils and continual hazards of the court.
Listen up Nannas
I want my enemies dead. Not sick, not dying, dead.
A good run
A good run is better than a bad stand
Nanna mercy
May God have mercy upon our enemies, because we won’t.
In the immortal words of Jack Gibson
Played strong, done good.
Nanna tactics: it’s about time we changed ’em
One must change one’s tactics every ten years if one wishes to maintain one’s superiority.
Your enemy’s mistakes.
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Do not wrinkle your soul.
Age wrinkles the body. Quitting wrinkles the soul.
Enrage them.
Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad.
Don’t be imbeciles
The essence of good football is ferocity. Moderation in football is imbecility.
Squeaky-bum time
The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in times of crisis.
Remember the Alamo
How to fight
I like a man who grins when he fights.
The reach-around rides yet again
Panache is always needed.
You need speed, a sense of direction, great initiative and stamina because the unexpected will certainly happen.
Great vs mediocre: what’s it going to be?
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Our aim?
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs – Victory in spite of all terrors – Victory, however long and hard the road may be.
The Nanna creed
I am a Nanna, I play where I am told, and I win where I play.