All posts by jimbob
Panache is always needed.
You need speed, a sense of direction, great initiative and stamina because the unexpected will certainly happen.
Great vs mediocre: what’s it going to be?
Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
Our aim?
You ask, what is our aim? I can answer in one word. It is victory. Victory at all costs – Victory in spite of all terrors – Victory, however long and hard the road may be.
The Nanna creed
I am a Nanna, I play where I am told, and I win where I play.
That’s right Nannas, violence.
Little children sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men like the Nannas stand ready to do violence on their behalf.
The old and sound rule
There will be complaints that we are too tired, too beat up, too wasted, weary, whacked, worn, fagged and fatigued to go on. I don’t give a good goddamn about such complaints. I believe in the old and sound rule that an ounce of sweat will bring a bellyful of honour.
Pull your fingers out
I do not believe in a fate that falls on men however they act; but I do believe in a fate that falls on them unless they act.
We do not confront beasts
Approach thou like the rugged Russian bear, the armed rhinoceros, or the Hyrcan tiger,-
Take any shape but that, and my firm nerves shall never tremble.”
Sun Tzu says-part II
He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot, will be victorious. Invincibility lies in the defence; the possibility of victory in the attack.
Blessed be the Nanna brethren
Every man thinks meanly of himself for not having been part of the Nanna brotherhood. Every Nanna knows what he is fighting for, and knows of nothing more important. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
Do not fear to attempt
Our doubts are traitors, and make us lose the good we oft might win by fearing to attempt.
Have no fear my little Nannas
Prohibit the taking of omens, and do away with superstitious doubts. Then, until death itself comes, no calamity need be feared.
To live defeated and inglorious.
Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily.
Team Nanna; formless, soundless, lethal
Be extremely subtle, even to the point of formlessness. Be extremely mysterious, even to the point of soundlessness. Thereby you can be the director of your opponent’s fate.
Defeat and defeating
The opportunity to secure ourselves against defeat lies in our own hands, but the opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.
Sun Tzu says
If your enemy is secure at all points, be prepared for him. If he is in superior strength, evade him. If your opponent is temperamental, seek to irritate him. Pretend to be weak, that he may grow arrogant. If he is taking his ease, give him no rest. If his forces are united, separate them. If sovereign and subject are in accord, put division between them. Attack him where he is unprepared, appear where you are not expected.
A new season beckons: it is time to fix our mistakes
This is the excellent foppery of the world, that, when we are sick in fortune, — often the surfeit of our own behaviour, — we make guilty of our disasters the sun, the moon, and the stars: as if we were villains by necessity; fools by heavenly compulsion; knaves, thieves, and treachers, by spherical predominance; drunkards, liars, and adulterers, by an enforced obedience of planetary influence.
Heed the call and show true respect
When the blast of war blows in our ears,
Then imitate the action of the tiger:
Stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood,
Disguise fair nature with hard-favoured rage;
Then lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Be possessed not with fear
O God of battles steel my little Nannas’ hearts; possess them not with fear; take from them now the sense of reckoning, if the opposèd numbers pluck their hearts from them.
Get hard Nannas
Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts! Unsex me here, and fill me from the crown to the toe top full of direst cruelty; make thick my blood, stop up the access and passage to remorse, that no compunctious visitings of nature shake our fell purpose.
The pain will keep us strong
If you go through life without experiencing pain you probably haven’t been born yet.
070628 Nannas v Gash Backs
Nannas: DC, CB, RH, AW, JH, TK
Goals: DC 3, JH 2, CB 1
MOM: JH (the initial poll was tied with Striker the other main vote getter. But Striker was stripped of joint MOM on account of receiving a red card)
Result: Nannas:6 Opposition:9
After suffering the ignominy of yet another defeat, it is clear the Nannas are having one of those patches that befall all sports teams. One could be forgiven for thinking our lack of wins is a long-term thing, almost like those miserable All Blacks whose long quest to capture another World Cup will seemingly have to wait another four years.
Certainly, the Nannas’ form is inconsistent and during game time goes up and down like a parent with new child. But this has been an interrupted season for the Nannas, with only the Captain, Andy Wong, Tao (when not honeymooning) and Cocky (when not making bad art) being certainties to start.
This might not seem a new phenomenon but this season when we went down the losing path our personnel issues did create problems, not least when we could only field a tight five and subsequently got run off our feet.
And so to last week’s game, and it has to be said that the opposition’s finishing was exemplary, but apart that they were very beatable. Too many times when the Nannas needed to tighten up and show some real fight we were found walking and watching. And then when we did find some momentum, which only seems to be a second half thing these days, and came within a goal of our foe, the game was stripped from our grasp in the cruellest possible manner.
Special mention goes to the Striker for the colourful language he directed toward the referee. Sometimes a man needs to say what’s on his mind even though he knows the consequences will be dire.
Special mention also goes to the Coach for his rocking up after the game and then accusing Striker for his lack of commitment to the team. Coach takes the dubious honour of perpetrating one very obvious double standard.
No matter what the situation, attack is always a good option.
Hard pressed on my right. My center is yielding. Impossible to maneuver. Situation excellent. I am attacking.
For the cellar dwellers: yes Nannas that’s us
I don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom.
A wish to never end
You ask me if I will not be glad when the last game is fought. So far as our brotherhood is concerned I, of course, must wish for victory, and will be glad when we have taken the trophy, but if I answer for myself alone, I must say that I shall regret to see the minutes tick away and the match end.
Sportsmanship is over-rated
Show me a good loser, and I’ll show you a loser.
The Nanna spirit
Nannas play to win at all times. I wouldn’t give a hoot in hell for a man who lost and laughed. That’s why the Nanna spirit is feared the world over.
Our Captain’s blood
The impossibility of a retreat makes no difference in a situation where men are resolved to conquer or die; and, believe me, my friends, if your conquest could be bought with the blood of our captain, he would most cheerfully resign a life which he has long devoted to his brothers.
The team needs it and we must do it.
Fighting the enemy, we must be the guardians of all that is great and pure. In battle it is extraordinary how it all comes down to the character of men.
Match report 120407 (Semi-final action)
Attendees: CB, CG, TW, DC, JH, TH (coach), AW, RH
Goals: JH, CB
MOM: JH
Tommy thought long and hard about what to wear for the evening.
Tao needed a nostril reconstruction.
Chas was convinced that people were talking about his bum.
Andy was on time and duly mocked for his commitment.
Hinkley and Dan sported respect but the latter seemed to having some anger management issues.
Gill was all brown in a very becoming tracksuit.
I started on the bench, which was good. Being unsteady on my feet, I wanted to see how the game progressed before entering the fray. In the coach’s room long before the contest, there was instruction on the art of mind-fuzzying. Our manager insists that I think too much and play much better on instinct. I think he could be right.
The Nannas put two goals away in the first half. I remember the first one inasmuch as I can still feel my foot making contact with the ball.
I do know that Chasm scored the second but the details are hazy. His arse might have had something to do with it.
The second half for the spectators was disappointing but only because they could not join in the adrenalin frenzy that the Nannas had whipped up on court. The Browns were unlucky on several occasions not to go further in front. And they never looked threatened at the back.
Afterwards the pub played host to the coach getting yelling out of his system.
Cocky tried to re-ignite his anger over a controversial MOM vote but even he was spent.
Good sleeps were had by all.
Proofs of begetting
Fathers that like so many Alexanders
Have in these parts from morn till even fought,
And sheathed their swords for lack of argument.
Dishonour not your mothers; now attest
That those whom you called fathers did beget you.
Match report 050407 (Part 1)
Attendees: CB, TW, DC, CG, JH
Goals: CB 4, DC 2, JH 2
MOM: CG, JH
Opposition: Allens FC (second division, and rightly so)
One notorious premiership manager calls April, May squeaky-bum time. Well I reckon Sir Alex would get a lot out of the footage from the Nanna’s Thursday game because on display were very brown, super-clean bottoms.
For the Nannas it was a tight-five set-up. And tight we were. So tight in fact that the opposition soon found all their hopes and dreams for a competitive match dashed and they quickly resorted to tactics that are best described as wanker-ish.
Tao pointed this out to the referee but was rebuked, shown yellow. Dan took matters into his own hands and was shown red.
While Cocky was off court the opposition wanted to relive their hopes and dreams of rippled nets, filled with pounded balls. But fantasies are quickly snuffed out when reality is nearby, which took the form of Chasm parading his ample chest and super-squeaky buttock. Displays like this are hard to ignore and the Allens were held firmly in check by an aroused Nanna quartet.
In the spirit of Easter (whatever that means) Cocky was allowed to re-enter the fray and the Nannas went from defence to offence quicker than Gilla could say “this team are a bunch of fools”.
Highlights:
Dan’s wide grin as he led with his head toward his opposite number.
Chasm’s ample chest and squeaky-clean buttock.
Tao’s dissing of the referee walking down the stairs out of the stadium post-game.
Gilla re-telling how he was a sole queue person outside Workshop.
One for the strikers
When your time comes to shoot, be not like those whose hearts are filled with fear, fretting and praying for a little more time or a different angle. Think not when you pull the trigger.
Pass the ball you sons of bitches
He who does not pass the ball runs the risk of believing himself better than others and misusing his critique of his brothers as an ideology for his private interest.
Nothing to do with anything.
…and fucked them at school. All I know is that there were rumours he was into field hockey players. There were rumours. So I applied basically. He was gone the next day. I went off with their team. It was like so hush, hush. They were so quiet about it. And then the next thing you know…
The parallels between the Nannas and Man U are creepy.
United have shown the kind of attributes that are essential for a team with realistic aspirations of finishing as champions: defensive resilience, in Saturday’s case inspired by Rio Ferdinand with a thou-shall-not-pass mentality epitomised by the largely unsung Edwin van der Sar and the ability to conjure up late and decisive moments.
Metaphorically speaking
Whack’em, don’t spatter’em. You hit somebody with your fist and not with your fingers spread.
A new tactical vision for the Nannas
Nobody ever defended anything successfully, there is only attack and attack and attack some more.
How to get under the opposition’s skin
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.